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bill-swift - February 13, 2014
Gaming Heads continue their valiant quest to bring some manly badassery to plush toys. Hello Kitty? Care Bears? Nuts to them. What we want is something suitably demonic and fang-y to hug to our bearded faces at night (not that we do this; not even slightly). Something like Doom's ugly-ass Pain Elemental and/or Cacodemon, for instance.
Well, rejoice, because both of those are already a thing. What we didn't have, though, was a nemesis to keep them in check. An equally adorable, equally furious, gonad-shootin' space marine, to quell the tide of huggable horrors encroaching on our world.
But now, here he is. The man who descended into Hell with only a pistol, and killed shit right up. All over the damn place. Satan still hasn't got the blood out of his Underworld carpet (although, granted, he probably prefers it that way). In this guise, the marine looks a little more like Master Chief than the marine we know and love, but let's not get pernickety.
Check out the Gaming Heads store, and keep one of these guys handy. You never know when there will be a sudden and deadly incursion of eight-inch-tall, 100% cotton, made in Taiwan aliens.
Via Kotaku.
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