Sophie Turner Low Cut in Miami (Photos Joe Jonas Desperately Tried to Ruin)

There's no greater conundrum for me personally then when one of my favorite sextastic celebrities starts dating some dufus. It's like a double whammy. Why not me? And, why not me???? Sophie Turner is apparently now seeing Joe Jonas. She's be the seventeenth girlfriend in his lineup the past several years. Either he's a true Lothario or, well, there's another option available to modern celebrities that bears the name of facial hair on your face.

Sophie Turner is my GOT babe. I don't play favorites, but I do have an order of who I'd beg the hardest for five minutes in a hot tub filled with warm lavender honey. Or water. Or nothing at all. Sophie in a low cut top over her bikini isn't exactly heaven, but it's enough to send me to the moon. Even if her stupid boyfriend tried to ruin the shots by being around with his twenty person entourage. Sophie, come to my my place, no distractions, minus me with my tongue out. Enjoy.

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