Cardi B Baring Funbags for Music Listening Party in NYC

People become really famous really fast these days. It used to take time, years really, to climb the ladder, even for the especially hot ones, minus those born into fame and faptastic fortune. Now it seems like overnight. I promised myself I would not be that guy who ever says whatever's new is not as good as what came before. I judge solely on what makes my prurient Spidey senses tingle. There's a great comfort in that strict focus, I assure you.

Cardi B is a musician and singer and Love and Hip Hop star with a man in jail and now nearing six million Instagram followers. That's nothing to sneeze at. That's more than the nightly news receives on network. Cardi also has advantage of being good looking and featuring a fine pair of funbags she will Mariah Carey out of her top for most public events. All a woman really needs is a fur coat and an undersized bikini type top and she has made the party. Also, my dad. Blessings, Cardi B. Enjoy.

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