Mariah Carey Cleavage Queen of L.A.

Mariah Carey pretty much has the look down for her evenings out in Los Angeles. Something leather, something probably lace underneath, and a whole lot of cleavage. If you got 'em, flaunt 'em, then polish them up and flaunt them again.

The Forties and Faptastic diva takes to the evening with a pair of sunglasses and funbags that let you know she's a superstar. Her jugs of mass proportions are the highlight of the aura surrounding her paparazzi following like a pack of rabid wolves.

Word is out Mariah is back together with her backup dancer which never seemed like a real story to begin with. I'm assuming Mariah's holding out for a man's man who pretends to love kids in order to motorboat veteran racktastic celebrities. I think I know just the guy. Though my tolerance for faking that love of children is growing thinner with each circle around the sun. Maria, heap those bad mammies on me and see if I can breathe. It's a deadly game called lust. Enjoy.

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