My disdain for Jennifer Garner started the exact moment I first saw her face and thought, ew. She's also a snake-handling inbred Texas zealot, and anyone who blames Ben Affleck for their split just hasn't been around enough snaked. They scary. As such, I really hope that this Blind Item about an actor's secret love child pertains to Ben Affleck and Garner. It would just give my weekend that extra little something. Other people are saying this could be Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan or Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor. Thoughts?
Also, I think last week's Blind Item is James Franco.
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It really hasn't been the most civil separation/divorce ever. It started out OK between this permanent A list mostly movie actor and his B+ list mostly movie actress wife. Things changed when she found out he had been hiding a child for seven years. It only came up when they were exchanging financial information and he had to show his expenses and the child support was listed.
