Yuliya Lasmovich Big Cleavage In Black And White Bikini

When our photographer friend Garry Sun calls on the red phone and tells me he's got a model with one amazing body and do you want to see her in an tiny bikini, I immediately turn off the Little House on the Prairie marathon on my Trinitron and get down to the business of leering super hot Russian goodness.

If you Google the question, what's the quickest way for a boy to become a man, a photo of Yuliya Lasmovich in one of these black and white bikinis will pop up. That's a whole lot of lady curves for just one human person. Seeing the GQ and Maxim model down by the pier reminds me I need to get down by the pier more often. Not just to buy single cigarettes, but to witness the likes of Yuliya twisting and preening and posing her outrageous body in all kinds of make me a man positions. I'm kind of dumbstruck. That actually feels normal. Yuliya, we really must meet to discuss politics, maybe catch the debate, naked naturally. I'll bring the corn. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Garry "Prophecy" Sun