Xbox One Brings Us a Little Pre-E3 Closeness

As Jason Derulo once whined, can I get closer, can I get closer, closer to you? So can I get closer? Ohh can I get close to you baby? Can I get closer, closer to you (closer to you)? Arguably, there's a subliminal message here, and it isn't that the man yearns for people to get their shit together and damn well stop invading his personal space.

In summation, does he want us to be far away from him? He does not.


The R&B/pop ballache himself, then, would be delighted by Microsoft's recent shenanigans on sketchfab. Available for perusal right now is an entirely useless but rather pretty 3D model of the upcoming Xbox One. Literal seconds of rotate-y, zoom-y fun await, as you make wondering remarks such as why in the name of Satan's gonads does it need so many assorted ports in its ass-end?

It's the kind of closeness you'd only usually associate with an invasive medical examination (I'm going to assume my prostate is fine, doctor. There'll be no rubber gloved hand up my ass, I'm not a pregnant cow), and a far cry from the slightly less than shit-all that Sony have deigned to show us of the PlayStation 4. All we're missing now is the games to accompany it, which is where the impending E3 2013 showcase comes in.

Stay tuned to Egotastic! for a hearty dose of previewy goodness of the essential picks of this year's event.

Source: kotaku.