Wilmer Valderrama is My Hero

So 8 inches, is that what we're calling a lot these days? Alright... Seriously, though, I've got to get my ass down to Hollywood. It's guys like Wilmer and Zach Braff who keep the hope alive. That's right, anyone can get laid with their own sitcom.

And if you want to hear the whole interview for yourself, you can listen to it right here. But put on your headphones, because it's NSFW.

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And here's a little visual aid to drive home the point. Wilmer Valderrama was the last guy to date Lindsay Lohan when she still looked like this:

Check out tons more pictures of Lindsay Lohan in her bikini after the jump, and here's some refreshers on the other girls Wilmer has (and hasn't) been with: Mandy Moore, Jessica Alba, Ashlee Simpson, amd Jennifer Love Hewitt.