Will Joe Jonas Join Our List of Celebrities With Sex Tapes We Wish We Could Unsee?

Guess purity rings don't extend to BDSM toys, ball gags and paddles, because the big rumor through the intertubes was that Jonas Bros' Joe Jonas was in a soon-to-be-released sex tape with his girlfriend Bianda Eggenschwiler getting all S&M'y with each other. Now while Bianda is uber-hot and I'd love to watch her on film doing things that would make Linda Lovelace blush, the one thing I don't want to see is someone Jonasing all over her in the same frame. Which is why it's probably a good thing that TMZ is reporting Jonas's reps are saying that the story is false and there is no Joe Jonas sex tape.

The irony of course being that the only way I probably would have ever listened to his music if he was actually wearing a ball gag instead of singing.