Wild Cardi B Twerking Her Round Ass In The Club

Cardi B is certainly wearing the right attire for a night of wildin’ out. I do not think she could have made a better stake to her claim of being the apex party animal if she had come in riding a tiger.

Don’t get me wrong, it would have been quite the entrance, but I do not think putting the lives of everyone in the room into jeopardy would have been great for the overall feel of the night. I do not care how well trained the owner claims the animal is, I would bounce.

I do not trust anything that could not only kill me with ease, but is also constantly fighting the urge to do it. Eventually the levy will break and I am determined to not be turned into another creatures poop. This is also the prime reason why I stay out of prison. I am certain I would not do well there. The chances of one of the other prisoners eating me is small, but I think it is also greater than it is in life on the outside. And so far my younger brother is the only person to have bitten me, so that is a good precedent.

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