Who’s Hotter: Paparazzi Attention Addicts Farrah Abraham And Phoebe Price

When it comes down to a showdown like this, I think I have to err on the side of caution and give the win to the woman who does not look like she would set my house on fire with me asleep in bed, which would be Farrah Abraham.

There is something to be said for crazy though, and it is certainly hot. A few years ago I probably would have given the win to Phoebe Price. She has a full figure and red hair. There is not much more that I could want. And once the crazy factor is added in you can rest assured that she would be a good time.

Unfortunately, I think that as I have aged, my interests have as well. Maybe it is biological, maybe it is due to the wisdom that comes from life experience, but crazy just does not have the same appeal that it used to. A man’s car can only be trashed so many times before he starts making decisions in the name of self-preservation.

It would not surprise me to find out it is due to an evolutionary factor. The men most likely to marry women who are not psychopaths probably have a better chance of survival.

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