Who’s Hotter: Mega Hotties Pia Mia and Larsa Pippen Out For Dinner

I have to start out by giving a hell of a kudos to Larsa for even making this face off such a close one. Pia Mia is half her age, which is guaranteed to be her peak level of hotness, and yet here Larsa is still going strong. If I had the power I would delay this one for twenty years in order to have Pia competing when she is in her forties. I would use current pics of Larsa for comparison, I am not so cruel that I would make her compete when she is in her sixties. All of the greats need to be allowed to retire eventually, even the ones known for their sexiness.

Both Larsa and Pia look to have an even playing field in the breast department, which is great. No one can accidentally open a door into their faces; it will get stopped by their airbags. I have often thought about upgrading my own pecs for that very same reason.

Right now I am feeling in a fancy mood, so I am partial to Larsa’s dress. It is so damn shiny I want to chase after it like a cop going after a sports car. And for that reason, she gets the win.

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA