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elliot-wolf - April 29, 2018
Competition fuels progress. And a blonde battle royale between Tallia Storm and Tina Stinnes will only make these two that much better. Both women already brought their A-game and neither plan on going home without the championship title of best blonde of all time. I can tell Tallia has waited her entire life for this moment. She’s all too ready to hop inside a Mattel Barbie box with the way she’s all dolled up. But I wouldn’t leave a lady who looks that good just sitting inside collecting dust. I’d put her on display for the world. She deserves to be shown off.
Then there’s Tina who I long for and gets me more excited than randomly remembering it’s a three day weekend at the end of a very busy Friday. She’s the reason why REM sleep was invented. Clearly she’s the girl of everyone’s dreams. It would be easier to ask me to pick a needle out of a haystack than to pick a better blonde between the two. I will defer my decision until a later date when I can think more clearly. The last thing I ever want to do is upset a beautiful woman by telling her another woman is better at being beautiful.
Photo Credit: Splash News / Backgrid USA
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