Who’s Hotter: Ajiona Alexus or Crystle Stewart?

The babes are back to battling over who’s hotter and I’m happy to lend a helping hand as referee. In one corner there’s the lovely Ajiona Alexus who’s hotter than an oven that’s been accidentally left on by an elderly lady with Alzheimer’s after baking apple pie. She looks just as sweet too. In the other corner is Crystle Stewart who looks more seductive than a Siren to a sailor. I’m just glad she’s no Greek myth and actually exists. I wish there was a formula to use in order to figure out which woman was hotter. That way I’d just switch out the variables and the process of finding out who’s the winner would be way easier. Unfortunately I’m going to have to eye this one. Both are neck and neck for first place. I wish I could I ask them who they believed was hotter between them but they both look so nice they’d probably vote for the other lady instead of for themselves. And that would lead me right back to where I started trying to figure out which one is hotter.

This decision is tougher than doing taxes. It’s times like these I wish I still had my magic 8-ball. I’d be able to get an answer in a jiff. I’ll hold off on saying who’s hotter until I’m able to study each lady a little more. Considering my answer pending until further notice.

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