Victorias Secret really hates Kate Upton

Thanks to the unveiling of her Sports Illustrated cover, Kate Upton is maybe the most famous model in the world today, but she's still not good enough to walk the runway for Victorias Secret, whose casting director told the New York Times that Upton is basically on par with topless models.

"'We would never use Ms. Upton for a Victoria's Secret show … She's like a Page 3 girl. She's like a footballer's wife, with the too-blond hair and that kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy."

Well she's right in the sense that you can't go out and buy a big pointy nose like the one Giselle has. You have to be born with a nose like that. And then get hexed by a gypsy witch.