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Lex Jurgen - May 16, 2016
Cannes doesn't officially begin until Victoria Silvstedt shows up to the Eden Roc looking for her next big score. It's like watching the crocodiles surface as the gnu return to the watering hole each Spring with their young. If the crocs did anal in exchange for their calves.
Silvstedt isn't getting any younger, but her tits are. European billionaires aren't picky like they're American counterparts. It has to do with making money in clothing and shopping malls versus media and tech. By the time you've told your buddies you nailed a Playmate of the Year and she definitely came, she's already got an Amex black in her name against your account. Consider it an honor to be chosen. It's only money.
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