Victoria Justice Leather Shorts Make Me Wonder Why I Never Go To Victoria Justice Concerts

We ask so little of brunette Nickelodeon hottie Victoria Justice. And, in turn, she really does give us so little back. But even that little can mean a lot, as in a pair of leather shorts she wore on stage the other night, flashing some of that booty we know she has, and making us dream our Justice dreams once more.

I don't feel like we're a demanding group. We're more of a begging, pleading, and cajoling group. It's the flip side of demanding, and possibly slightly more annoying. Still, Victoria, please, this is sweet, but we need more. We have goals of our own, you know. Enjoy.