Victoria Justice and Maria Menounos Form Nearly the Perfect Sextastic Sandwich at The Grove

Missing just the meat, natch.

Talk about the merging of two forces of pure hotness. The PG-rated goodness that is Maria Menounos, host of Extra and Dancing with the Stars contestant, interviewing G-rated frustratingly amazing hotness that is Victoria Justice, my two objects d' lust circling each other in a dance of visual wonderment so purely innocent, that I feel the strong desire to see it corrupted.

When these two visions of beauty started sucking their fingers yesterday at The Grove, honestly, I could feel the tugs of passion from several miles away. Like the most amazing voodoo curse ever. 

These are the girls I want crying over my box when they lay me six feet under. Enjoy.