Usher wants Pippa Middleton to model lingerie

Pippa Middleton became world famous when she and her ass upstaged her sisters wedding to Prince William, and now Usher, who has a line of lingerie coming out this summer for some reason, tells Look magazine that he wants Pippa to take most of her clothes off so he can take pictures of her. As if that was some original idea no one else had thought of.

"I don't think there's a more beautiful, more stunning, more talked-about woman in the world at the moment."
"I'm going to be approaching her in the next few weeks and setting up a meeting this summer."
"The great thing about her is that she would be a global brand. Everybody knows her now, she would be perfect. I am sure everybody is trying to sign her up and she won't be cheap, but she has the looks and the popularity to really establish a new product."

And I bet he's saying that without even having seen these pictures of her in a bikini. And then taking off her bikini top and kind of showing some side boob.

Just for the record, everything that happened between me and these pictures was completely consensual.