Tuesday afternoon headlines

EMINEM - has cast porn star Sasha Grey to star in his video for Space Bound. If there's not a lyric about his semen being "face bound", now would be the time to add it. (the sun)

ALYSSA MILANO - is pregnant for the first time, with her husband Dave Bugliari, an agent at CAA. I bet this guy wishes he'd heard that "face bound" lyric from the Eminem song. Would have saved him a lot of trouble. (people)

ROSIE O'DONNELL - is single, after breaking up with the girl she's dated for over a year. Surprisingly that was actually a real person, and not a sandwich maker that plugs into her car lighter. (page six)

MINKA KELLY - hit the gym today to start training for her role in ABC's new version of Charlies Angels, an idea so dumb it shouldn't have even been a Playboy cartoon, much less two movies and TV shows. (inf daily)