Travis Barker Is For The Kids And The Tits

According to an offended attendee who happens to write for Teen Vogue, debauchery runs rampant at music festivals. It was only a matter of time before metoo accusations infiltrated music festivals. There’s entirely too much groping going on and they’re not a safe space for kids. But Travis Barker, being a man who understands his audience, is really stepping up to make music festivals less touchy and more kid-friendly. And the best way to do that is with breastfeeding stations. Because that’s exactly what festivals were missing. A place to safely take out your tits to feed your small child. Now the only thing left to do is remove the suggestive lyrics and rampant drug use at these festivals and we all can have a campfire kumbaya just how God intended.

Barker's Back to the Beach Fest is going down next weekend in Huntington State Beach in Southern California. Headliners include 311, Sublime With Rome, as well as the original Fishbone lineup, Barker playing with Goldfinger and loads more.

Kids under 10 get in free, which isn't unusual for music festivals, but BTTB doesn't want to exclude anyone, so they're setting up a special quiet zone for nursing moms.

Quiet zone breastfeeding stations at festivals where punk rock bands from the 90s play sounds about right. Their core fans are middle-aged now. I doubt anyone playing at Back to the Beach Fest outside of Travis Barker could get an invite to Coachella, let alone headline a festival like it. Maybe they should look into motorized scooter charging areas as well since they’re traveling down the all-inclusive road in order to sell tickets.

Photo Credit: Travis Barker's ex-wife and baby mama Shanna Moakler, via Backgrid