Today In Useless Products: The Fake Pierced Nip Shirt

A lot of the ladies we cover here on Egotastic have nipple piercings. Kendall Jenner, Rihanna, and Gigi Hadid to name just a few. Even if you normally aren't in to piercings there is something very hot about a girl with pierced nips, (or a dude if that's your thing). But a lot of people would be apprehensive to take the plunge and have a needle shoved in through their nipple. I can understand, I wouldn't want to do it either. Now you can get the look without the pain with Pierced Nipple Tee from Life in Perfect Disorder. How it works is that the shirt itself is pierced in the nipple area and when you put it on it gives the illusion of your having pierced your nips without actually doing it. It's a lie but one done in the name of sexy fashion so that makes it OK....right?

I would be very disturbed if I went out with a girl who was wearing this shirt. It shows that she lacks commitment. She wants all the benefits of the pierced nip but doesn't want to take the plunge. What does that say about any potential relationship? Is she just wearing our love as a simulacrum like those fake pierced nipples?