To Hell With Time: F#ck the Time Watch

Everyone is a slave to time. The seconds seem to tick by so slowly in a traffic jam when you're on your way home. But when you're on your way to work or some hot date, it seems like the minutes are just moving at lightning speed. It's all a matter of perception, and there's really nothing you can do but change it.

Give time the old middle finger and do it loud and proud by strapping this timepiece on your wrist: the F#ck the Time watch with the words printed right on the face. You'll see the bold words each time you glance down to check the time, and who knows? That might just be what you need to calm yourself down.

Get It: $65