This Supercut Of “Sad Robert De Niro” Will Make You Laugh Because You’re A Dick Like That (Video)

Are you the type of person who relishes in the misery of your fellow man? Then I've got a supercut for you! The fine folks at Next Movie have spliced together every sad moment from Robert De Niro's career.

To be clear, I'm not talking about films like Rocky & Bullwinkle or Little Fockers, although those are certainly sad moments. I'm talking about all of the scenes where De Niro's characters have teared up. Even if you're not a sadist, there's something genuinely pleasing about watching all these characters cry without any context. Not that I'm into that sort of thing. I mean sure, I visit Crygasm dot com from time to time, but no more than the average person. I'm talking three or four times a week, tops.

Don't judge me.