This Is Just Misuse Of Teddy Bears

They say the teddy bear came about in the early 20th century after badass president Teddy Roosevelt refused to shoot a bear cub. Toy manufacturers jumped on this story of Teddy not killing something, which was a surprise, and popularized the teddy. Which one of us didn't snuggle up with teddy when we were little kids? If you didn't, you are probably a psychopath. That's why I find it a little bit disturbing that a person named Wendy Adams came up with the "Teddy Love". Basically, it's a teddy bear you can F. Just read her description of an encounter with Teddy Love,

"The Teddy Bear was very cuddly, I was holding the bear and stroking him and his nose hit my nipple. I was really turned on, and staring thinking, 'Wow, his nose is hard,' and then put his nose down around my clitoris and was like this feels great. I started thinking if his nose vibrated this would be really erotic. Then, my husband came downstairs and saw me playing with the Teddy and we started playing around with the Teddy together, laughing and giggling. The rest is pillow talk and history."

Ew.