The Very Sexiest of Milan’s Spring 2018 Catwalk

They're doing their little turns on the catwalk over in Milan, that's for sure. Believe it or not, Right Said Fred was right. These ladies are too sexy for... well just about anything other than a catwalk in Milan. Now, I don't know exactly what this event was organized for or who benefits most from the proceedings, but I imagine this wasn't just thrown together at the last minute because a bunch of hot women realized they were all in one place at the same time. 

I would love to see an organically arranged fashion show. It would be a convoluted nightmare of people frantically trying to maintain control. It would be not unlike working in a day care, but all of the babies are models in high heels who will stomp on your fingers if you dare to get in their way.

It takes a certain level of gorgeousness to become a model, but it takes a lot more intestinal fortitude than I could hope to muster to work alongside models. Sure the fringe benefits are great, but every now and again, you're gonna lose a digit. And that's no lie.

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