The Incredibly Sexy A-Listers At The 2018 MTV Movie and TV Awards

Everyone's who's anyone or anybody at all was at the MTV Movie and TV Awards this weekend, and it was a veritable who's who of who's hot, who's hotter, and who's hottest! I do, however, find it ironic that next to none of these women make their living in movies or television, yet here they are, at the MTV Movie and TV Awards.

I guess it's not like MTV was ever really all that picky about who they invited to events. Remember that time they got Pee-Wee Herman to come to the MTV Awards right after he got busted for stroking it in a theater? MTV has never and will never care where you jerked off, they're happy to have you.

It's the MTV way. They know that just because you're not an actor or a musician or a model or whatever doesn't mean you're not special. That's right. Being hot is just about the only thing some of these ladies have going for them, so think about that before you start yanking on your own Pee-Wee, if you catch my drift.

Don't you dare pity these hot, talentless women, though. Instead, take solace in knowing that they made more in appearance fees and swag last night then you'll rake in over the next twelve months. Now that's something that'll really make you depressed.

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