The Dominos Pizza Burger Will Wreck You

When you travel to India there are not a lot of food options that aren't Indian food. The one exception is the proliferation of American fast food places in the big cities. I had a McVeggie burger at a McDonald's in New Delhi that wasn't bad. Still, with the exception that there isn't a lot of beef, it's your standard fast food fare...until now. Dominos India has come up with a truly grotesque food item that is an affront to all the gods both Western and Eastern. It is called the Pizza Burger and it is exactly what it sounds like. It doesn't have beef, but rather chicken, but it's still a burger with two pizzas for the bread. This is what you eat if you are trying to give yourself colon cancer on purpose. That's the only thing that makes sense. I guess if you are in a real big hurry to be reincarnated, this is the thing you eat.

I can't help but think that indulging in something as horrible as the Pizza Burger is bad karma.