The Courtney Stodden Sex Tape Is Here (VIDEO)

What defines a sex tape? Sex? Tape? You got that here. After three long days of a brutally long promotional cycle, Vivid is releasing the Courtney Stodden sex tape to the public. It's unclear whether demand will mimic the throngs of people lined up for the Disneyland opening in the 1950's, or whether it will be more like Disneyland today with mostly Asians buying online with coupon codes. It's pretty clear the days of I'm going to film you fucked up and show everybody your vagina sex tapes are long gone. There's still illegally hacked shit like in The Fappening, but the commercially distributed celebrity sex tapes are not even hiding the professional porn lighting these days. The fact they all seem to take place in the same hotel room in Vegas can still be written off as a coincidence. If you pay her, she will just come back for more. If you don't pay her, she'll have to come back for more. I'll noodle on this conundrum and get back to you.

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You can see the Courtney Stodden topless sex tape teaser and photos on Egotastic.

You can download-buy the Courtney Stodden sex tape on Vivid.

Photo/Video Credit: Vivid for Egotastic.com