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Michael Garcia - April 20, 2016
I've personally never killed anybody. I was never in the military, never had to defend myself from death, and never committed a murder. But I imagine in the moment that you take a life you don't have the wherewithal to make a funny joke. Maybe I'm wrong, particularly if you've killed lots of people before. Take James Bond, for example. He's often got a funny little quip after straight up murdering his enemies. Then again, he's kind of a cold-blooded sociopath. So are the characters played by Schwartzenegger, Stallone, Bronson, Eastwood, and Willis. So, this supercut of some of the best post-kill one liners is not surprising. But it is awesome.
It almost makes you hope that someone tries to kill you so you can stab them in the eye with a fork and say something like, "Fork you, pal!"
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