The After School Special Awards: Lesbionics 101 Edition

Well, well, well, what have we here? High school dancing instructor? Married? Illicit affair with student? Why, that must be the luckiest boy in all of the Humble School District outside of Houston. What's that you say? No boy was involved? But if no male student was involved that could only mean...My God. A swingin' sapphic sex scandal with soundtrack provided by the Scissor Sisters! These things only come along about as often as Haley's Comet.

But that is exactly what we have on our hands here thanks to Amanda Feenstra, 30, the Texas dance instructor who apparently also doubled as her school's muff diving coach after starting a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old student who only came to the authorities about the affair, which involved sex at school in Feenstra's office, as well as at her home while Feenstra's husband was away getting the rug pulled out from under him, only when the teacher began stalking the student after the young girl wanted to end the affair. But as someone who owns Women in Cages on laserdisc, something tells me that although this dastardly dancing award winner is currently out on $30,000 bond, she's really going to enjoy her time in prison.