That’s Just Nasty: Pooping Dog Fireworks

So this is just about one of the grossest ways to celebrate, and that's saying something. It's the Pooping Dog fireworks, and they come in a bunch of variants featuring different images of cartoon pooches. What each of them does when you light them up is the same though: poop. Not just fake-looking weird ass poop, but sticky and realistic-looking crap that'll make you temporarily lose your appetite.

It's great for laughs and pranks, but damn, it's as crappy as fireworks get. And we mean that literally.

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