That Jennifer Aniston / Courteney Cox Lesbian Kiss Isn’t Really

In a move that will surely kill whatever momentum Courteney Cox's crap show Dirt had left in it, Jennifer Aniston told People Magazine that the much talked about "lesbian kiss" between herself and Cox is in fact nothing more than a goodbye kiss.

So what about that kiss between you and Courteney? It was touted as a passionate lip-lock.

It's a good-bye kiss. I don't honestly think people want to see Rachel and Monica have at it.


Did you two laugh when it became such a big deal?

Of course! I think I won a bet. I told Courteney, "How many days will it take to come out? 'Lesbian kiss! Lip-lock!'" It was a record: about a week.

Aniston was also asked about her rumoured nose job and boob job:

Currently the tabs are having a field day over rumors about plastic surgery - your nose, your boobs. What's going on?

(Laughs) It's funny. I had [a deviated septum] fixed - best thing I ever did. I slept like a baby for the first time in years. As far as all the other [rumors], as boring as it sounds, it's still mine. All of it. Still mine.

So you now have absolutely no reason to watch the show. They won't be getting all hot and heavy like we wanted, let alone going at it like drunk college girls at a Girls Gone Wild party.

I don't know why Aniston said she doesn't think people want to see Rachel and Monica "have at it." That's all people want to see. Why the hell else were people watching Friends for ten years?

Oh, and Jennifer Aniston doesn't need a boob job.