That ASS is OMG

Seriously, Jessica Biel really does have the best ass ever. (CityRag, and more of Jessica Biel's ass)

It's not polution that will kill all the dolphins, it's Tara Reid. (Hollywood Tuna)

100 impressions in 4 minutes. Impressive. Very Impressive. (CollegeHumor)

David Beckham's Football career is over, so he's going to play Soccer. (Pink is the New Blog)

K-Fed is trying to sell his kids for $50 Million. Good plan. (DListed)

Kim Kardashian has really expensive taste. She seems to really Golden Showers? (IDLYITW)

Maggie Gyllenhaal really doens't like the Paparazzi. (Popsugar)

Kelly Clarkson's career is going so well, that she's guest starring on Reba! (Just Jared)

Where David Beckham goes, so goes Victoria Beckham, and her RoboBoobsâ„¢. (Popoholic)

Hilary Swank is a high-school dropout. See? Education is totally unnecessary. (A Socialite's Life)

50¢ condoms? Oh wait, that's condoms from 50 Cent. (Hollywood Rag)

Bam Margera is getting married. (FHM)

Richard Gere doesn't support the environment, or political issues. He supports Third World prostitues. (Yeeeah!)

Pamela Anderson, Heidi Fleiss, Steven Bing, and Jann Wenner walk into a bar... Wait. What? Yeah, I'm just as confused as you are. (Jossip)