Thank God It’s Funbags Charlotte McKinney Barely Covered

Let me tell you something about my girl Charlotte McKinney, her boobs have magic powers. They are beyond the pale. We cover a lot of ta-tas on this site and Charlotte's boobage is in another category all its own. Look at these pics, for crying out loud. The mere fabric of that top can barely contain her mighty chichis. No fabric has that much tensile strength! It looks like at any moment they are going to bust free of her shirt like the Incredible Hulk. It's always a distinct pleasure for me to write about Charlotte's funbags every time pictures of her come across my desk here at Egotastic HQ. I would like her to be my valentine. And by be my valentine I mean I would like to motorboat her breasts until dawn.

A boy can dream, can't he? 

Photo Credit: GQ "How To Date Charlotte McKinney"