Tetyana Veryovkina Black Bikini Entrance to Egotastic! and the Miami Hottest Bikini Body Title

Enter a new contestant in the Bikini Battle for Miami Beach. Tetyana Veryovkina, one smoking robust Russian model who has set up T&A camp in a black bikini along the sandy shores of Miami. A fresh entrant to the dozens of ridiculously sextastic two piece wonderments that will soon be flashing full force flesh along the narrow strip of terrain determined to win the trophy I'm currently DIYing in my garage. Well, not my garage, but my neighbor's who are away on extended holiday and for some reason decided to trust me to water their house plants. They also have power tools which I feel guilty about using since I've mostly forgotten to water the plants. I hope they're succulents.

But back to Tetyana and her stellar bikini body. She's not as purely slender as some of her multi-national modeling counterparts which I personally find rather alluring. I like a little meat on the bones of women who reject me. It somehow makes it less painful. You throw in a Russian accent and the word 'nyet' and I think Tetyana and I already have our dialogue in place. Welcome to Miami, Ms. Veryovkina. I suspect you will be staying a while. Enjoy.

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