Teen Moms Farrah Abraham and Maci Bookout Battle It Out in Sexy Bikini Candids

Outside of spending several years of my life worrying incessantly over the fact that I might accidentally create one, Teen Mom remains for me a television show that I hear everyone talking about, but I'm sort of worried about watching, for fear of Karmic retribution. However, little did I know, these teenaged bodily-precocious young ladies will occasionally don the teen-kinis and flash their younger-side MILF bodies. Teen Moms Farrah Abraham (brunette) and Maci Bookout (blonde) obliged our ogle-instincts with just such reveals this week. And... oh, mama.

I mean, I'm probably still not watching the show, sounds like too much fighting and tears and insanity, and I can get that all at home myself, but I am definitely putting Teen Mom on the Egotastic! radar.

(Be sure to checkout even more bikini photos of hot Teen Mom Farrah Abraham on Splashnewsonline, and, even another Teen Mom in bikini -- and drinking beer -- Jenelle Evans, in some fun candid photos on TMZ.)