Ted Cruz Cast Former Porn Star In His Campaign Ad

Ted Cruz rolled rapidly into South Carolina with a series of honed and crafted attack ads on his fellow Republican candidates. All these smiling clams run negative ads for the sole reason that they tend to be effective on the dumb people they insist on calling smart voters. Ads have to be created super fast to be timed to forever changing campaign media strategies. They produce them in commercial mills. Amy Lindsay got cast to be in Cruz's ad mocking Marco Rubio for being a flip flopper. Amy Lindsay is the star of numerous single X porn films where all the chicks have second rate boob jobs and somebody on set maintains a donut cushion between cock and vagina to keep everything legal under permit.

Cruz' staff pulled the ad down from all media outlets within a five Mississippi Jesus countdown of learning about Lindsay's wanton wicked evil strumpet ways. That seems harsh. We all have to pay the rent. Not everybody lives on a government salary. Sometimes, you've got to have three way lesbian sex in a Hollywood Hills home staged for a sale.

We're all disappointed, Amy. Sex scandals have been a part of politics from the dawn of this nation. This one is pretty lame. Could've used less donut.  Whole bunch of pictures of Amy Lindsay topless at work HERE.

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