Tara Reid’s Ass Will Scare You to Death

It's not quite Halloween yet, but with these Tara Reid bikini pictures, it might as well be. I haven't been this fightened by the sight of a woman in a bikini since, well, since the last time I saw Tara Reid in a bikini. I mean, that sad face stomach of hers is one thing, but that ass... My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing! Seriously, I can't take it.

Oh, I also can't remember the last time I ever saw anyone where that much makeup to go to the beach. No need for sunscreen, I suppose. Damage is done, anyway.

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