Survival Seed Vault Gives You the Seed for Your Survival

The world could end tomorrow. According to the Mayans, it was supposed to end years ago, but we're still here--and thank the heavens above for that! Because what would life be if we didn't all live to at least see Spring Breakers hit the big screen, right? Right.

We're not in the clear yet. Anything could happen. Tornadoes could wipe out all the farms of the world; hurricanes would blow away everyone's houses to bits and pieces; fires could rage and burn down factories and your local malls. So prepare for the inevitable in the laziest way possible: by getting the Survival Seed Vault.

No one will treat you like one of the prepper nuts they've seen on television, but if all hell breaks loose, at least you'll have secured yourself a future as a farmer. The Seed Vault is a hermetically sealed metal storage can that contains twenty varieties of easy-to-grow heirloom vegetable seeds, like Beefsteak Tomatoes, Golden Bantam Sweet Corn, Black Beauty Zucchini, and Crimson Sweet Watermelon.

At least you won't starve to death--although you might while tilling the land for your post-apocalyptic farm.

Get It: $37.95