Supermodel Candice Swanepoel Has Officially Crossed Into MILF Territory

I normally like to curse my parents for being hideous, because that naturally is the cause of my own ugliness. To be clear, I am referring to my physical looks here. My inner self is also ugly, but I will take responsibility for that one myself. But what I have never given them credit for is choosing a mating partner that is so ugly they ensured their children would never develop some sick mommy/daddy complex that would give Freud a hard on. If I my mother looked like Candice then I think that outcome would be a very real possibility.

Everyone I know with a hot family member has always claimed that attraction does not work the same way with someone who is blood. I have never believed them. You cannot just turn it on and off like that. Hot is hot.

Now, they are doing the respectable thing in denying it. The best thing you can do is make like Tom Cruise and run from it. But given my own endurance abilities I am relieved that was never a race I had to run. I was always able to sit on the bleachers and pity the poor sonsabitches that were trying to.

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