Stop and See All The Red Hot Bikini Shots From Instagram Model Charly Jordan

Charly Jordan is the finest thing to float on the water since the days of Moses being a river baby. She may not be able to part a red sea, but she can sure part a red two piece bikini and it still be considered a miracle. I wonder if Jordan also has a set of ten commandments. Like “Thou shall not stare too long at all this amazingness.” I’d probably break that commandment every time I see her. So I need to remember to bring my sunglasses so she can never know how long I’ve been looking. Because if looking at her for a long time is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

If Charly is a fan of water, then I’m a fan of water. Frolicking in the ocean and other bodies of water is an activity that we should do together. What’s this world made up of? Like 70% water? Why travel to explore Europe when you can travel to the local creek and explore what the majority of the Earth’s surface is. Land is pretty overrated in my opinion. All I need in this world is water and Jordan next to me in a bikini.