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bill-swift - April 12, 2006
In light of all the media coverage over George Clooney and the Gawlker Stalker fiasco, I thought it might be apropos to point out that our fellow Canadians over at Jaunted have been on their own Natalie Portman stalking jag.
That's right, no celebrity is safe now. You can check out every spot where Natalie Portman has been seen (thanks to Jaunted's own stalker map), and, I guess, if you are so inclined, you can probably go out there and stalk her yourself. But we're not recommending that. Mainly because we'd be jealous, but also because we don't want to get sued, or anything. Just keep in mind that Natalie Portman has been in all those action movies, so even though she's small, she oculd probably still kick your ass. It's a good thing she's got her dog with her though. A little extra protection never hurt.
Oh, and Natalie, if you don't have any Passover plans since your away from home, you're more than welcome at my family Seder...
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