Sofia Vergara Juggily Pimps Her Clothing Line and Other Fine Things to Ogle

Sofia Vergara uses her greatest assets to model her clothing line. (Popoholic)

Miley Cyrus hires a smoking hot porn star to star in her next music video. (TMZ)

Kim Kardashian might have a sex tape sequel coming out. (FoxNews)

Jessica Simpson pushes the girls out of the top of her costume. (Celebuzz)

These sexy ninja turtle costumes will have your turtle peeking out of its shell. (CollegeHumor)

Jessica Burciaga might be the champion of performing the hand bra. I'm jealous. (TheChive)

I think what makes these costumes sexy is that they're literally painted on. (COED)