Sofia Richie’s Ass On A Jet Ski

 Does Sofia Richie let that camel toe whenever she feels inclined, or is it a beach exclusive? If the answer is the former then I think I need to start paying more attention to this socialite. I would not fair well in the desert climate, so I stay far away. Due to this I welcome any sign of camel prints that I can set my sights on since I will probably never see them in the in natural environment. I do not even care if I find them at a beach or at a petting zoo. Beggars cannot be choosers, after all.

Sofia needs to be careful on that jet ski. I know they seem like some innocent fun, but I heard a story about a girl who fell off the back of one and had the jet shoot water up her anal canal. Now, I can neither confirm nor deny this story because I do not care to take the time to research it, that is what journalists are for. But I will do my part in spreading this urban legend far and wide in the hope of preventing anymore pink starfish from being destroyed.  

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