So You Wanna Be Married to Tom Cruise, Eh?

You could file this little nugget of a story as 'only in Hollywood', were it not for the fact that it's taking place in New York.

According to reports, while still reclusive in Iceland, Tom Cruise has a team of private investigators monitoring the comings and goings of Katie Holmes since she surprised him with divorce papers in New York last week. Now, Katie Holmes has a private security team of her own, so they are spending their days taping and photographing the investigator dudes sitting in secret, yet stylish, black cars around Katie's apartment block.

But who is keeping tabs on the all-knowing eye of Xenu?

Well, according to TMZ, the Scientologists claim they're innocent in the tailing department, but Katie says she knows she's being watched.