So, Just What the Hell is Going on With ‘Super Smash Bros. Wii U/3DS’? (VIDEO)

We know how it is. All of your hypetastic of late has been lavished on Titanfall, or South Park: The Stick of Truth, or that new Call of Duty DLC in which you can play as the mothereffin' Predator. What with all of that enthuse-ing, we're hardly sparing a thought for whatever Nintendo may be pulling out of their asses.

But pay attention, because they found Super Smash Bros. Wii U/3DS up there. Along with Mario Kart 8, this is the most significant offering the console can muster, and you want both on your nerdly gamer radar. Drunken couch co-op wouldn't be the same without either of them.

So what to do if you're out of the Smash Bros. 4 loop? Nil desperandum, gentlemen, Youtube is here. The above clip from TheRealSonicFan is a funky little trailer mashup, showcasing every playable character (confirmed thus far). We saw the pervy guy from Animal Crossing and the crotch-thrusting yoga woman from Wii Fit months ago, but all kinds of fighters have been added since. Take a look at those you may have missed.