Skype Exorcisms?

Let's say you are possessed by a demon. That's inconvenient on its own but then you've got to get an exorcism. Usually, the exorcist comes to you but only if he lives conveniently nearby. In the Exorcist, Father Karras lived right across the street. But there are a lot of places in the country that don't have an exorcist. Then you have to be restrained in a straitjacket and driven to the exorcist's house. Who has the time? Well, now an exorcist named Bob Larson is offering exorcisms over Skype. Larson is a grade-A whackjob evangelical with a world class combover. He claims to have expelled over 20,000 demons in his day. For a mere $259, (which is tax deductible BTW), you can receive your deliverance via Skype from his headquarters in Arizona. While it sounds like a good idea, not everyone is convinced. Reverend Isaac Kramer of the International Catholic Association of Exorcists says,

"If a person is fully possessed, the demon inside of them will not let them sit in front of the computer screen to be exorcised. Chances are, they're going to throw the computer screen across the room and destroy everything."

He's got a point. Maybe Larson can do it as an email attachment. One click and Boom! you are saved. He can advertise free V1ag4a or address it from a Nigerian prince.