Selena Gomez Leg Show Gives Woody Allen a Boner

Woody Allen loves two things: women substantially younger than him and jazz. Since a lot of jazz can be unbearable, I thought we'd turn to the master of smooth jazz himself, Chuck Mangione, and his legendary theme from The Cannonball Run to enjoy these pictures of Selena Gomez showing a lot of leg on the set of the Wood-man's latest. 

Selena clearly has a chip on her shoulder, trying to prove that she's more than a wizard of Waverly Place or one of Barney's dead-eyed young minions. That's why she's working with Woody Allen. He's got the power to legitimize young starlets like Jennifer Tilly, Mira Sorvino, and Leonardo DiCaprio, so why wouldn't Selena want to work with him? I mean, I guess there's the constant leering and uncomfortable moments as Woody tugs on his pants and tries to prove that it's just the pleat that's making it look like he's aroused. 

Anyway, enjoy Chuck Mangione's horn blowing as you leaf through these pictures and gaze upon the glory that is Selena's legs. I'm more than willing to bet that Woody has fantasized about being the guy in the Barney costume. 

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