See The Famous Butt Cleavage That Earned Vintage Beauty Vikki Dougan The Nickname “The Back”

I have always been confused as to how exactly “back” became synonymous with “butt”. Backs have plenty going for them, as Vikki Dougan proves, so there is no need to trick people into looking at something at anything else. It is like the Greenland-Iceland fiasco all over again.

If I wanted to go to a green land then I should damn well be able to go to a green land. I do not need to waste my precious vacation days in a lifeless tundra wondering where the beaches are. Likewise, if someone tells me to take a look at a girl’s “back” I damn well be getting set up to see a Vikki Dougan lookalike, not Kim Kardashian. Not Nicki Minaj. Not Cardi B. I want Vikki, and I won’t settle for any less.

If she has a nice ass then say so. Or say nothing. If her assets are really that great then some vigorous head nodding should suffice to point me in the right direction. From there she should be able to draw my eyes to the goods all on her own. So let’s end the deceit and the handholding, like we are children.

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